Hi there! I’m Audrea Sallis, cozy mystery author, avid tea drinker, and proud caretaker of two mischievous dogs and two cunning cats. If you’re here to chat about my books, share your favorite cozy mystery recommendations, or discuss how my small-town Elvis-loving characters would look on the big screen (yes, Hollywood, I’m talking to you), you’ve come to the right place.
However, let’s set some ground rules:
- No stalkers, please. I write mysteries—I don’t need to live in one.
- If you’re an Elvis impersonator or Elvis Tribute Artist (Yes! I know there’s a difference.), let’s talk. I’m always looking for real tidbits and trivia.
- If you’re scouting for IP for a movie deal, woohoo! Wait til I tell my mom!
- Choose to be kind.
That said, let’s be honest: I have the attention span of a gnat. It will probably take me weeks, months, or even years to respond. Just keepin’ it real. If patience isn’t your strong suit, you can also reach me via my Facebook Author Page at https://www.facebook.com/SoVeryAud.
If a movie deal is on the table, same answer—but I’ll try really hard to respond faster.
Drop me a line via the contact form below, and I’ll do my best to get back to you quicker than Maxa Murphy can crack a case. Unless, of course, I’m in the middle of writing—or chasing one of my pets off my keyboard. Looking forward to hearing from you (unless you’re a spam bot or my high school nemesis).